15 Horrible Pick-Up Lines

You should never, EVER… EVER EVER… use these pickup lines.  They don’t work.

15. If you were a pill, I’d overdose.

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14. Not to impress you or anything… but I’m batman.

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13. Roses are red.  Violets are blue.  I like rice.  Let’s have sex.

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12. Well, here I am… What are your other two wishes?

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11. You’re just sexy enough to make me a sandwich.

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10. You can call me Nemo, because I’m never afraid to touch the butt.

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9. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

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8. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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7. Baby, I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

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6. I don’t think you need to warm up, you’re already hot.pick up line 04

5. I like your last name. Can I have it?pick up line 05

4. I lost my number. Can I have yours?pick up line 06

3. Are you related to Yoda? Cause Yodalicious.pick up line 07

2. I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I can swim without floaties.

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1. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

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