You should never, EVER… EVER EVER… use these pickup lines. They don’t work.
15. If you were a pill, I’d overdose.
14. Not to impress you or anything… but I’m batman.
13. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like rice. Let’s have sex.
12. Well, here I am… What are your other two wishes?
11. You’re just sexy enough to make me a sandwich.
10. You can call me Nemo, because I’m never afraid to touch the butt.
9. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?